A Spy In The House Of Nisus
Apparently management thinks that I am slacking off. No one has told me this, no one has to. I can sense it. And before you accuse me of being paranoid, let me just say that I am paranoid.
Having said that, let me introduce you to my shadow. He is grey, with four legs and big eyes. He doesn’t talk much, he just watches me. He won’t even tell me his name! He just sits in the chair next to me, watching, waiting for me to make a mistake. He even sleeps with one eye open, just in case I fall asleep, or watch a movie, or play a game. I know he is filing reports to ownership … he is very sneaky, this one.
Well, he won’t catch me. I am working like I have never worked before: hard. This spy in the house of Nisus will not get the better of me. I won’t give him the satisfaction!
Now where is my Call of Duty DVD?