Greetings From Nisus Land
A Christmas Gift For Me
Well, it's been a tough year, hasn't it? But, I have no doubt that we will get through it. As I was telling my friend the other day, "Well, it's been a tough year, hasn't it? But, I have no doubt that we will get through it."
Anyway, let's just get to the heart of the matter: what I want for Christmas. It's the same thing I have wanted for many years, and for some reason no one will get it for me. What I want is simple: an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am not kidding around here, people. I have been denied for more years than I care to remember, and I am telling you, this is the year! With any luck, this will be the year that I get my ultimate gift. Because if I don't, I will be very, very unhappy.
What will I do? Maybe I will leave you a nasty note on one of your social network profiles (not MySpace though ... I get blinded just looking at that site). Or I will shake my fist vigorously at you. Or even eat a cheesecake and take a long nap.
Look, I haven't quite worked out what I will do. But, believe me, I will do something.
Or not.
Festivus Sale
Happy Festivus To One and All!
Yes, it is that time of the year once again. No, not Christmas, since you can't say that without getting in trouble. I mean Festivus, you silly people. You know, the holiday that is steeped in rich holiday traditions for some odd reason.
Festivus is a wonderful holiday, make no mistake. But, it is also an excuse for retail businesses to drive people into their stores by throwing Festivus sales. I am sure you have witnessed this in your part of the world.
And Nisus is no exception.
Really, there is no better way to celebrate Festivus than with a Festivus Sale! Honest.
Anyway, our Annual Festivus Sale, which ends on that day I cannot speak of (December 25th), saves you 10 percent off the normal price of both Nisus Writer Express and Nisus Writer Pro.
Just enter the coupon code "FESTIVUS2008" in the shopping cart and watch the prices fall!
Again, this sale ends on December 25, so act quickly!
Holiday Greetings From Nisus Software
We at Nisus Software would like to wish all of you greetings of the holiday season ... whatever holiday you celebrate (some have passed, others yet to come). Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, a Happy Kwaanza, a Happy Divali, Happy Boxing Day, a great St. Stephens' Day, Epiphany, and a very Happy (Gregorian) New Year.
I am sure that I have left some out, so I include this more complete list of holidays here:
http://www.davka.org/lightfestivals.html
In any case, we hope that next year will be your best year ever!
Odd And Ends
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