Grettings From Nisus Land
"A Festivus For The Rest Of Us!"
Festivus is here! Can you believe it has been a whole year since the last Festivus? Me neither.
This year, my friends Rock Strongo, Lance Uppercut, Guy Incognito and I will celebrate Festivus together. It will be great, because one of the things I really enjoy about Festivus is the Airing of Grievances, and let's face it, these guys have really disappointed me over the last 12 months!
As always, we will reminisce about previous Festivus celebrations. Yeah, I remember those wonderful years where we would put up the aluminum Festivus pole (no tinsel though, it's distracting!), and we would gather the family around for the Airing of Grievances, where my father would tell us how we had disappointed him over the past year. My favorite part of Festivus though is the Feats of Strength. As you all know, that is where the head of the household tests his/her strength with another family member. Sometimes that would last for hours... what fun! Oh, those were the days ...
For more information on Festivus, please visit our Festivus page.
So as you can tell, I really enjoy Festivus. Like a hot beer on a cold Christmas morning. I hope you do as well.
Nisus Writer Express
"Academics Need Love Too"
It's a long, expensive school year. Hey, we understand ... most of us have been to school too. I remember those days, being rapped on the hand by a ruler, learning things I will never use in real life, spending seemingly endless amounts of money on books and other materials, and then looking forward to finally paying off those student loans after so many years. Yeah, that was the life!
Anyway, to give you a bit of a break, we offer the Nisus Writer Express Academic version. It's the same as the full version of Express, only cheaper. The cost is $39.95 for the download, the CD version is $10.00 more plus shipping.
You can order that version of our multilingual, non-contiguous selection having, easy to use, visually stunning word processor, Nisus Writer Express, from our special Express Academic page.
Now, at this point, I have to say that you really should read the fine print. To qualify for this version, you must be able to prove that you are a student or faculty at an educational facility.No, a note from your mother does not work.
So, take off those iPod ear buds for a second, purchase this fine word processor, and feel a sense of accomplishment that you saved your folks a bit of cash.
Now go back to listening to those monsters of rock, The Archies. You kids still listen to that, right?
Holiday Greetings From Nisus Software
We at Nisus Software would like to wish all of you greetings of the holiday season ... whatever holiday you celebrate (some have passed, others yet to come). Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, a Happy Kwaanza, a Happy Divali, a Blessed End of Ramadan (Eid al'Fitr), Happy Boxing Day, a great St. Stephens' Day, Epiphany, and a very Happy (Gregorian) New Year. I am sure that I have left some out, so I include this more complete list of holidays here:
http://www.davka.org/lightfestivals.html.
In any case, we hope that next year will be your best year ever!
Odd And Ends
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