{"id":181,"date":"2008-05-16T22:15:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T05:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nisus.com\/blogs\/?p=181"},"modified":"2008-05-16T22:19:40","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T05:19:40","slug":"a-spy-in-the-house-of-nisus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/a-spy-in-the-house-of-nisus\/","title":{"rendered":"A Spy In The House Of Nisus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/nisus.com\/forum\/images\/spyingcatlarge.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nisus.com\/forum\/images\/spyingcat.jpeg\"\/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Apparently management thinks that I am slacking off. No one has told me this, no one has to. I can sense it. And before you accuse me of being paranoid, let me just say that I am paranoid. <\/p>\n<p>Having said that, let me introduce you to my shadow. He is grey, with four legs and big eyes. He doesn&#8217;t talk much, he just watches me. He won&#8217;t even tell me his name! He just sits in the chair next to me, watching, waiting for me to make a mistake. He even sleeps with one eye open, just in case I fall asleep, or watch a movie, or play a game. I know he is filing reports to ownership &#8230; he is very sneaky, this one.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he won&#8217;t catch me.  I am working like I have never worked before: hard. This spy in the house of Nisus will not get the better of me. I won&#8217;t give him the satisfaction!<\/p>\n<p>Now where is my Call of Duty DVD?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently management thinks that I am slacking off. No one has told me this, no one has to. I can sense it. And before you accuse me of being paranoid,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nisus.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}