Contrary to popular belief around here, I do not have a Pocky problem. Sure, I have an awful lot of Pocky around, but I can handle it, man. Dude, I can stop any time I want. I don’t need it, I just like it after dinner.
Look, I admit that I might have a bit more than I should. But I use it in moderation. I don’t have a problem!
Sure, I wear sunglasses when I eat my Pocky, but that’s because my eyes are sensitive to the packaging.
Hey, I am not hurting anyone. I like it, that’s all.
Get off my back, man!
They sound like kiddie things. Try TimTams from Australia. Two light chocolatey biscuits, with a light chocolate filling between then, the whole think coated in chocolate. There are interesting variations.